One-linephilosophers

I WAS born with nothing — and, when I go, I’m taking it with me.

PeteDickerson, Ryde,

WheN my girlfriend saw her first selfie, her face was a picture.

P.Turberville, Ashover,

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The comedian Ken Dodd has died at ninety years old =

TonyCrafter, Sevenoaks,

ThisEngland

IT’S a long way to go for bed and breakfast! Spotted in the travel section of The Sunday Post: ‘Lochs, Glens & Oban. Staying in a hotel on the Isle of Wight. 5 days/4 nights.’

M.Veal, York.