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÷ THE only birth control pill women will trust a man to take (Mail) is one that turns his ears bright green.

DEREK FAWELL, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex.

÷ AFTER Brexit, as well as imperial weights and measures (Letters), may we have the jelly back in pork pies?

S. HARVEY, South Molton, Devon.

÷ AT THE World Cup, will there be a panel of judges to award points for the style, execution and artistic content of the diving?

TONY WRAGG, Skelmanthorpe, W. Yorks.

÷ DESIGNER Barbara Hulanicki has no intention of retiring (Mail). And I am still using the Biba lipstick I bought in her Kensington store in 1969.

Mrs A. E. WOOSNAM, Risca, Gwent.

÷ JEREMY CORBYN’S hat has nothing to do with Russia; it’s just like those worn by Bob Dylan and Donovan in the Sixties. His only crime is failing to update his wardrobe.

YVONNE INGLEY, Burton-on-Trent, Staffs.

÷ THE good news is that the redevelopment of Kempton Park racecourse for housing (Letters) is now unlikely to happen.

MITCH WARRINER, address supplied.

÷ POLICE chiefs say don’t visit victims of crime, email them instead. What happens if the burglars pinched your computer?

J. FOSTER, Ormskirk, Lancs.

÷ THE Four Moscowteers, Corbyn, Watson, McDonnell and McCluskey, don’t have a cardinal, but they do have an Abbott.

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