Who turned Britney into a living doll?

LOVE the new Britney Spears doll Mattel have just brought out. No, hang on a minute — apparently, it is Britney herself! The poor woman has been plasticised to within an inch of her belly button in a new advertising campaign. It’s not even setting a body dysmorphic bad example, because she looks so unnatural that no one could believe it was her in the first place. No schoolgirls have been harmed in the making of this ad. And those who were once impressed by Britney must now think she looks a bit foolish. In more ways than one.