WHAT

is Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson saying to his Polish counterpart, Jacek Czaputowicz, as they visit the Battle of Britain Bunker museum in West London? Our weekly picture feature offers you the chance to write an amusing caption in the speech bubble in the picture. Staple, glue or tape it to a postcard and send it to: Caption Contest (917), Daily Mail, 2 Derry Street, London W8 5TT, to arrive by Thursday, March 29, 2018. The writer of the caption judged the best will win a £20 book token.

THIS week’s winner of the £20 book token is K. D. Lodge of Hull, East Yorkshire, who has Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman, saying to the Queen during a private audience at Buckingham Palace:

Only one bar? Don’t you get a winter fuel allowance?