Straight to the POINT

÷ TV STAR Ant McPartlin had the world at his feet. Now he has the world on his shoulders, poor man.

BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex.

÷ WHAT have Ant and Dec done for their millions other than look at the camera, look back at each other and laugh?

MIKE DAVEY, Castle Bromwich, W. Mids.

÷ NOW I know which is Ant and which is Dec.

TOM MUIR, Christchurch, Dorset.

÷ MOTHERCARE could stave off collapse by changing its name to Person-who-has-given-birth-care.

T. BAILEY, Nottingham.

÷ A KNIGHTHOOD for Ringo Starr? I’d like to nominate my grandson, Henry, who sits in his high-chair banging a biscuit tin with a wooden spoon, shaking his floppy hair.

Mrs B. WILLIAMS, Liverpool.

÷ WHY do 13.5cm of McVitie’s Milk Chocolate Digestive Thins come in a 19cm box?

L. LAWRENCE, address supplied.