Outofthemouths ofbabes

MY GRANDDAUGHTER asked her mum: ‘When will it be Nan’s funeral?’

Surprised at this question as Nan was hale and hearty, my daughter replied: ‘Oh, not for years yet, I hope.’

‘Will we sing?’ asked my granddaughter.

‘Yes, some nice hymns Nan has chosen,’ said my daughter.

‘Can I wear my red dress?’ my granddaughter asked.

When she was told she could, she exclaimed: ‘I can’t wait!’ Heather Ward, Alfreton, Derbys.