Out of the mouths of babes

WHEN my daughter was four, she asked me why her name was Jay. I told her that I named her after my favourite bird. I then asked her what she would name her baby if she had one. After a minute of what looked like serious contemplation, she replied: ‘I would name my baby after a biscuit, because I really like biscuits!’

Mrs Tracey Cambridge, East Grinstead, W. Sussex.