Charlize suffers for her Kraft cheese slice . . .

OK. That’s all I need. Charlize Theron is complaining about having to put on 50lb for her role in the new film, Tully.

She had to set her alarm to carb load with mac and cheese at 2am, so don’t say she hasn’t suffered.

The weight gain made her depressed — oh my God, the pain these women endure for their art. Charlize said she went through her ‘ordeal’ by carbs because it was demanded of her ‘craft’. What?

That’s only acceptable if it is spelled Kraft and a slice of it has been melted over a burger, with a glass of wine on the side. And no, I don’t need an alarm call for that, thank you very much.