Air miles = no smiles for Camilla

WheN the Queen announced her ‘sincere wish’ that Prince Charles succeed her as leader of the Commonwealth — a job that involves plenty of air miles — no one looked more shell- shocked than Camilla.

She hates flying, and lasted just three days on Charles’s recent tour of australia before cutting it short and heading home.

and, famously, one of her own family once described her as the ‘laziest woman to have been born in england in the 20th century’.