(Very) Modern Manners

FORMER Strictly come Dancing contestant Mica Paris claims ‘ trendy’ bisexuals are making modern dating too difficult. ‘ It’s tough out there,’ the soul singer, 49, tells me. ‘ You don’t know who’s straight, you don’t know who’s gay. Everyone looks metrosexual.’

Divorced Mica, who once enjoyed a fling with a Prussian royal, adds: ‘It’s not cool to be straight any more. I feel like we’re being forced to be genderless and have non-binary sexuality.’ Easy for her to say . . .