I KNOW

I’m supposed to be outraged, but I found the video of Sainsbury’s boss Mike Coupe tunelessly humming We’re In The Money to himself — while waiting to go on air to talk about the £12 billion Asda merger — not only highly amusing, but also deeply encouraging. It’s good to see a captain of business so unashamedly in love with what he does instead of talking a lot of virtue-signalling nonsense about caring for the little people. Making money is a ruthless business, and it seems they don’t come more ruthless than Mr Coupe. Maybe they should draft him in for the next round of Brexit negotiations.