Why Etonians still rule

ACCORDING to former education secretary Justine Greening, Old etonians ‘ are not as impressive’ as other students with the same grades, because they’ve had all the educational advantages money can buy — and are therefore not necessarily the best option for employers.

Schoolgirl error, Justine. People don’t send their children to eton so they can get the best A-levels. They send them there so they can mix with the right class of people — and grow up to run the world, as is their God-given right.

you can be as thick as mince; but if you went to eton you’ll always find some old bunk-mate who can sort you out with a job. like it or not, that’s how this country (still) works.