Straight to the POINT

WE HAVE Meghan joining the Royal Family, Merkel in Germany, Macron in France, May in UK, the mafia in Russia and a moron in the U.S. T. COOKE, Portrush, Co. Antrim.

HOW brave of Ivanka Trump to be pictured with Boris, who looked like an unmade bed. JOHN EVANS, Wokingham, Berks.

WHAT a surprise: researchers find squirrels eat from bird feeders. Did they also find bears don’t use indoor toilets? T. CANDLER, Tendring, Essex.

WANTED: pizza delivery boy. Experience in delivering cocaine (Mail) an advantage, salary not to be sniffed at. R. BALL, Farnborough, Hants.