A fling won’t pull strings

THE waitress who claims she once bedded Orlando Bloom after meeting him at a fashionable London restaurant has accused the actor of disrespecting her.

If she wanted respect, maybe she shouldn’t have served up the full menu (plus specials) five minutes after meeting him. Just a thought.

Aspiring actress Viviana Ross, 22, was working at Chiltern Firehouse when she met Bloom. She claims he ignored her after their fling and believes she has been unfairly shunned by film moguls as a result. Have they even heard of her?

‘I’ve lost so much, but Orlando’s not lost a single thing. He showed no class whatsoever,’ she complained in The Sun this week.

Viviana. A word. As Elizabeth Taylor once almost said, pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together. Put this sordid episode behind you, instead of trying to make a career out of it.