Straight to the POINT

THE economy is menopausal (Mail)? Let’s have a pregnant pause while we work out what that means. E. PEART, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

I MAY have missed hearing the first cuckoo, but I’ve just spotted the first Christmas advert: carols at the Royal Albert Hall. We haven’t even had the Proms yet! M. SPRINGER, Reading, Berks.

LAUREL or Yanny (Mail)? I hear ‘Yearly’ — what does that say about me? F. GOODWIN, Lutterworth, Leics.

HOW dare New Look not offer a 30 per cent reduction on my wife’s size 10 dresses? P. MOXON, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

PERHAPS it’s not rehab, but being on the other side of Dec that’s brought Ant happiness. SANDRA PARSONS, Keston, Kent.