BEA’S £12,000 FROCK HORROR

HARRY and Meghan’s wedding was, without question, one of the best dressed I’ve witnessed. The only duff note was, once again, struck by Beatrice and eugenie.

How these two young Princesses can get it so wrong is one of the universe’s great mysteries.

Admittedly, their outfits weren’t quite as bad as what they wore for William and Kate’s nuptials; still, it takes some doing to make a pretty 28-year-old like eugenie look frumpier than her 92-year- old grandmother. As for Beatrice, who cares if the dress is designer — Roksanda — and cost £12,000? The problem is that a high neck is simply no good on a girl like Beatrice, who has quite a generous bust which, frankly, could do without having lots of pompoms stitched to it.

That dress was designed to be worn by some winsome waif, not a hearty, milk-fed gal — and no amount of money or wishful thinking is going to change that.