++ WEDDING BLUES ++

THE Royal Wedding was a wonderful celebration of British pomp and circumstance, attended by more than 3,000 police at a cost of £30 million. It did not warm the hearts of all Brits. A black friend told me: ‘Three young men were stabbed to death in London that weekend and not a copper in sight.’

MANY are asking what next for Meghan’s dignified mum, Doria Ragland. Given she and Prince Charles bonded so beautifully, and he has a bad back, perhaps the yoga teacher could take up permanent residence at Clarence House.

LOVELY to see Harry’s exes Cressida Bonas and Chelsy Davy at the chapel in Windsor, but sad we didn’t get a glimpse of Meghan’s former boyfriends. I guess they didn’t have a pew big enough to seat them all.

MEGS has engaged the services of the Queen’s assistant private secretary Samantha Cohen to guide her through her first months in the Royal Family. Evidently ‘she is going to proceed with humility’. Of all the adjectives one could use about Meghan, humility doesn’t instantly spring to mind.