DONALD

Trump does it deliberately. As soon as his proposed summit with Kim Jong-un collapsed, it was almost inevitable he’d wind everyone up by inviting Kim Kardashi-un to the White House. I’ve never been quite sure what this peculiar creature does or why anyone is the slightest bit interested in her. pictured in the oval office, she’s referred to as Kim Kardashian-West. Is there a Kim Kardashian-East, too? I do hope not, although it might explain why she always seems to be in several places at once. To repeat the punchline from the old mike and Bernie Winters story I brought you a couple of weeks ago: oh, no, there’s two of them!