Westminster wars

fOrMer deputy PM Damian Green is trying to force Mrs May into a ‘ sensible Brexit’, for which read supine surrender to the eU shackles. With his apparent penchant for porn, maybe he’s developed a taste for bondage.

ALSO pressing the PM to wave the white flag is sacked Education Secretary Justine Greening, now frontrunner to be the Tory candidate for London Mayor. Her single qualification appears to be that she’s gay, overlooking the fact she has the backbone, charisma and competence of a jelly baby.

BArOness Warsi claims the Tories are Islamophobic. having been involved with the party for decades, I’ve never seen any evidence of it. But then Warsi has form. she was parachuted into the Lords by David Cameron to be the first Asian woman in a shadow Cabinet as Minister for Community Cohesion. how droll and ironic that title now seems.