Straight to the POINT

÷ LORD Lloyd-Webber is horrified by his fellow peers’ campaign to thwart Brexit (Mail). Trust him to make a song and dance about it. Vincent Hefter, richmond, Surrey. ÷ THANK you to those responsible for the plastic £5 and £10 notes. Lots of people drop them, which supplements my wage as a litterpicker. Can’t wait for the plastic £20 note. ALFRED BOULDEN, feltham, Middlesex. ÷ I AM one of the so-called NHS pen-pushers (Letters). Take a pay cut? I’ve had a 1 per cent pay rise in each of the past seven years, which doesn’t cover the cost of parking at work. name and address supplied. ÷ CONGRATULATIONS to the Post Office on the speedy issuing of stamps commemorating Prince Harry and Meghan’s wedding. That’s the Post Office in New Zealand. JOHN HULBERT, Hailsham, e. Sussex. ÷ DURING my childhood, bread and carving knives were round-ended (Mail). Today, every kitchen has a set of potentially lethal knives. ALAN SHARPE, Melton Mowbray, Leics. ÷ THE irritated commuter won’t get away from ‘See it, Say it, Sorted’ (Letters) on a day out. It’s the soundtrack for the narrow gauge railway around the lake at Longleat. T. BAILEY, nottingham. ÷ I WONDER what are Lily Allen and Stormzy’s opinions on the Grenfell fraudsters. MARK COHEN, Manchester. ÷ IF THE Methodists merge with Spiritualists, would they become the methylated spirits? ANDREW PETTIGREW, Haslingden, Lancs.