A baby after 50? Get a dog!

JANET JACKSON had a baby at 50. Brigitte Nielsen is pregnant at 54, Rachel Weisz at 48. Why are so many women obsessed with having children so late in life? There’s a reason fertility dips around the age of 35: you need to be young and fit to withstand the

rigours of babies. Just look at the glowingly gorgeous Rosie Huntington-Whiteley this week aged 31, who had a baby son a year ago.

Sleepless nights are one thing in your 30s, quite another in your 50s. Ladies, get a dog instead. Cheaper, easier to train, and always delighted to see you.