Sorry Lush, this won’t wash

YEs, Lush cosmetics’ anti-police campaign — which accuses them of ‘ spying’ and ‘ lying’ — is disgusting. But what really irks me is the fact that because it flogs over-priced glittery ‘bath bombs’ (which require industrial amounts of Flash to clean off) to eight-yearold girls, its hateful propaganda will have now infiltrated the brains of half the country’s primary school pupils.

Which is not only dangerous, it’s also very wicked.