FURTHER

proof, as if any were needed, that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Or is it the other way round? Doesn’t really matter.

Watching the news, my wife remarked: ‘Kate Spade’s died.’ Me: ‘Who?’ ‘Kate Spade, the designer. She was only 55.’ ‘Never heard of her.’ ‘Yes, you have.’ ‘Haven’t.’ ‘You bought me a watch designed by her.’ ‘Did I?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Still none the wiser.’ ‘I’m going to bed.’ ‘OK. I’ll just sit here and watch the sports news for a few more minutes . . .’