Nurseryrhyme forourtime

Little Miss Muffet went to a buffet Held in a large marquee tent. Along came a tiger Who sat down beside her; And nobody saw where she went. Peter Freeland, East Grinstead, W. Sussex.

...andLimerick

If it’s true what they say in the papers That women are oglers and gapers Then come Sunday night Poldark’s fine physique might Cause a national attack of the vapours. I. G. Fenner, New Milton, Hants.