MIDFIELD ERAND HIS OH-SO-FOR GIVING MODEL

MODEL Paige Milian, 22, has been dating Manchester City’s Raheem Sterling for three years and is said to have accepted his marriage proposal last month.

Sterling, 23, who earns £200,000 a week, lives with Paige and their baby son, Thiago, in Cheshire. He has been repeatedly linked to other women including a £3,000-a-night prostitute last year. He was said to have haggled over the price of her services, then later contacted the woman saying he was too drunk to remember their night together.

DON’T MENTION: Anything about shisha pipes, nitrous oxide balloons or a gun tattoo; Raheem has run into trouble over all three. He’s also been twice accused — and cleared — of assaulting women. HAPPY EVER AFTER RATING: 2/10. Will he settle down after the wedding?