Out of the mouths of babes

MY sEvEn-YEAR-oLd son tobyn and i were walking by a river when he saw some fish. He looked at me and said: ‘if i had my boots on, i would go in and catch one for dinner.’ i replied that i don’t eat fish, and he said: ‘Mummy does. don’t worry, i would catch a cow for you.’ ian Crouch, Croxley green, herts.