Straight to the POINT

WHEN are they going to rename Springwatch the Michaela And Chris Show? Please bring back Bill Oddie.

M. G. NAISBITT, Brought Astley, Leics.

TO AVOID embarrassment, the pudding has been renamed Spotted Richard in a dining room in Parliament (Mail). What about Richardtaphone and Richardtionary?

MIke CATTerALL, Accrington, Lancs.

NICOLA STURGEON accuses Westminster of treating Scotland with contempt. Do the words pot and kettle spring to mind?

STepheN ToNG, pudsey, Leeds.

I LAUGHED out loud when I looked in a freezer in Waitrose and saw fishless fish fingers. They are not fish and they are not fingers — the mind boggles!

MAdeLINe BATeS, St helier, Jersey.

PLASTIC plant pots going straight into the dustbin (Letters)? What a waste! My local garden centre recycles them and gardening clubs and allotments would welcome them.

Mrs doT ChArd, Cheltenham, Worcs.

LOVE Island’s Hayley Hughes thinks we won’t have any trees after Brexit and does not even know who the PM is. After seeing a picture of her in a gold bikini, I can’t say I’m bothered.

phIL NorTh, Brigg, Lincs.

WE SHOULDN’T worry about Love Island’s ditzy Hayley Hughes having the vote because she probably wouldn’t be able to find the polling station.

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