FEED THE GOATEE AND HE WILL SCORE ...

THOSE still scratching their heads over Ronaldo’s curious chin-stroking celebration during his hat-trick heroics against Spain can now relax. Ronaldo unveiled a new goatee beard yesterday and said: ‘It’s a joke with Ricardo Quaresma. We were in the sauna on the eve of the Spain match, and I started shaving. I said I’d leave the goatee all tournament if I scored the next day!’