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I TooK my granddaugh­ter, Erica, to the supermarke­t to pick her third birthday cake. There were lots to choose from — chocolate caterpilla­rs, pink princesses, castles, Thomas The Tank Engine, clowns and teddy bears. She took a long time studying them. ‘Can’t you decide?’ I asked. ‘No,’ she replied. ‘I want a dearer one.’ When I told her mum later, she explained: ‘No, she meant Madeira — she doesn’t like icing and cream!’ Sue Mycock, Peterborou­gh, Cambs.

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