Nurseryrhyme forourtimes

Humpty Dumpty stood on a wall, How he had got there he couldn’t recall; How to get down again with no support Was a problem to which he had given no thought. It was a long way down there – made him feel dizzy, They shouldn’t have called him an egg-head cissy. Now they had all gone and left him alone — Then he remembered he had Tommy’s phone. He tried to sit down, but his legs were too shaky, So he tried calling for help, but his voice was too quaky! But someone did hear him, the Army was coming, The alert was sounding and the drums adrumming. He jumped for joy — and that’s when it happened… He fell! Irene Betts, Maidstone, Kent.