Straight to the POINT

÷ DOES Anna Soubry want to change the Last Night Of The Proms so we sing ‘Britons ever, ever shall be slaves’? JACQUIE PEARCE, Cowes, Isle of Wight.

÷ WTO rules OK. R. J. ALDWORTH, Tamworth, Staffs.

÷ AS TV presenter Richard Bacon now lives in Los Angeles, will he be making a contribution to the NHS for saving his life (Mail)? LINDA MEAD, Reading, Berks.

÷ I ACQUIRED a taste for 4,000-year-old bread (Mail) when I had to endure British Rail sandwiches. BRIAN CHRISTLEY, Abergele, Conwy.

÷ IN PRINCE LOUIS’s christening photographs, what a pity the men of the House of Windsor are unable to tie a Windsor knot between them. MAUREEN WILSON, Winchester, Hants.

÷ LISTENING to Sir Paul McCartney’s new song, it’s a good job he’s already made his mark on music otherwise he’d be facing an impoverished old age. RONALD BALL, Farnborough, Hants.

÷ TUNING in to Radio 2 to hear the Glenn Miller Band, I was disappointed to discover it was, in fact, Ed Miliband. JOHN CARR, Chesterfield, Derbys.

÷ IT’S crackers! Why don’t cheese biscuits taste of cheese any more? J. FISHER, Kenley, Surrey.

÷ IN A double celebration, the RAF fly-past could have had a Spitfire and a Harry-Kane. BRIAN COOPER, Watford, Herts.

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