Get Cha Cha Chuka

STRICTLY Come Dancing’s producers have been criticised for choosing celebrity contestants — two pop singers — for the next series who are trained dancers. The secret of Strictly’s winning formula is to have great dancers — as well as one hopeless, yet rivetingly watchable, politician (such as Ann Widdecombe or ed ‘Gangnam Style’ Balls).

how about asking lissome Labour Mp Chuka Umunna to do the Cha Cha Cha?