Latest gems from Mr Markle

‘ Maybe it would be better for you guys if I was dead ... then you ’ could pretend to be sad

‘ Harry told me that I should never go to the Press. That it would end in tears. He said: “They will eat you ’ alive .” He was right

‘ I’ ve lost 40 lb since my heart attack. I eat fish and vegetables and stay on a 2,000 calorie-a-day diet. I’ m not the weir do schlub by dad living in a shack in Mexico drinking beer and eating ’ McDonald’s