EWAN MCGREGOR’S

first major film after dumping his wife for a younger model is Christopher Robin, out this week. He says rather disparagingly of his role: ‘God, I’ve done a Disney movie.’

A comment not as harsh as those of the critics, one of whom wrote: ‘McGregor delivers a horrorshow performance in this stilted, saccharine slop. The nail in the coffin, and the coffin itself, is McGregor’s performance.’

That will give Eve, his soon-to-be ex-wife after 22 years, something to chuckle about over her Corn Flakes.