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As the sun changes signs today, the focus in all our lives will naturally turn to more Virgoan matters. the textbooks say that means ‘order and organisation, detail and determination, work and worry, sensibility and servitude’. But that barely tells the real story. If you’re lucky enough to have any Virgos in your life you’ll know just how sensuous, silly and incredibly special they can be! It’s just that they have high standards that need to be met. We all have the chance to set those now!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

SOME parents gasp in horror at the mere idea of their kids eating something that has fallen to the floor. They’re worried about the germs. Others stick to the ‘five-second rule’ — as long as the food is picked up speedily, it won’t be too dirty for consumption. When you think of all the wonderful vegetables that grow in the soil, we seem to have a confused sense of what’s clean and what’s not! It can be hard to tell what’s OK and what’s not. What you feel like objecting to might turn out to be fine. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

I WONDER how you’re getting on with your latest secret attempt to take control of the planet? Are you still struggling to cajole everyone to follow your orders, and finding people won’t do what you want them to do? Of course you are! That’s how life is! Nothing ever goes completely as we want it to. Dare I suggest that you think for a moment about how much you really need to do to make something happen? There’s a chance that things will be OK, even without your involvement.

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GEMINI May 22 — June 22

HOW are your mind-reading skills? Have you been swotting up on different psychological behavioural patterns? If not, how will you ever discern how someone else is feeling about the sensitive matter you’re both being forced to deal with? And, without such an understanding, how can you be certain that the decision you’re on the point of making won’t cause more distress? Actually, you do have all the information you need to make your choice. Be guided by your intuition too.

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CANCER June 23 — July 23

IF YOU want to measure your intelligence, or check out your personality type, just go online and you’ll be bombarded with different tests. Bookshops, too, are full of similar guides. You won’t come across a way to test your level of sanity so easily, though. Why? Probably because there’s no sure-fire way of being able to judge. What might seem insane to you might be perfectly normal to me. And vice versa! Don’t let anyone’s judgment influence a recent decision. Your thinking is innovative, not wrong. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

EVEN though there may be millions of other Leos reading this forecast, it’s written for you. I know that, scientifically, that may not seem possible. Yet from a more ethereal and spiritual viewpoint, it’s a true statement. Like the best magic, it works on a different plane to mere logic. So, you can take this message to heart — it’s absolutely addressed to you. You need to know that you’re about to receive an important opportunity to improve your life. Don’t miss a chance because you think it’s for someone else. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

SOMEONE in your immediate circle of friends and acquaintances is playing devil’s advocate. It doesn’t matter what you say, they’re arguing the point. This is a role that you’re familiar with. You often feel as if there’s another point of view that needs to be voiced in order to balance a discussion and ensure that everyone’s ideas are taken into consideration. But just because you understand the position they’re taking doesn’t mean that you need to heed what they’re saying. Don’t give in to pressure today. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

MY SON loves stories about princes and swords, knights in shining armour and fire-breathing dragons. We all grew up with magical stories that evolved from ancient myths and legends and have been passed down through generations. We all know how those tales are supposed to end. No wonder we’re so surprised when situations in our lives don’t end up being ‘happy-everafter’. Just because the information you’re seeking isn’t obvious doesn’t mean you need magic to find it. Just perseverance. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

IF YOU were a reader of ancient texts you’d know that in past times life expectancy was much longer than it is today. According to the Bible, some people lived for hundreds of years. It’s hard to imagine living that long. What would their eyesight be like without glasses, and how would they have chewed without dental work? Joy isn’t found in the length of our lives, but in the love and inspiration that we experience and share. Today, you have an opportunity to make a choice that will have a lasting effect. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WITH so many exams and tests for children, it’s a wonder they haven’t figured out a way to test pre-natal intelligence. Then, we could have screens ready for newborn babies to begin the task of learning, without wasting valuable time. That’s a nightmare scenario! Actually, none of us know why we’re here or what we’re supposed to learn. Although you’re putting yourself under pressure to find an answer now, it’s actually a question that you’re looking for. You can find it today. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

HOW much do you need what you’ve got? Or rather, how much of what you’ve got do you really need? If you can ever manage to get your head around an answer to the above, you can move on to contemplating what’s available to you now. An invitation has been extended. It’s just that you’ve been so caught up working out a coping strategy that it’s almost passed by unnoticed. Seize it while you can. Even the most successful folk don’t always immediately recognise something that they need. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

EVEN though you’ve let go of a burden, a feeling of needing to do your duty seems to be hanging over you and affecting your ability to respond to a positive gesture. You feel as if there are tasks that only you can carry out, and promises that need to be fulfilled. It’s clear that you’ve had far too much on your plate . . . and not enough time to make a bold declaration. Although there’s a commitment you must keep, there are others that you can drop. Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

WHEN it comes to relationships, we seem to forget that it’s not getting into them that’s hard — it’s getting out of them when they’ve passed their sell-by date. That’s why so many of them carry on and on even when the people in them are unhappy. This is true for all relationships, not just the romantic kind. You, though, need to think before trying to inspire a situation that has run out of energy, because sometimes it’s worth putting in the effort. Are you ready for success? Best to prepare yourself then! Dial in with your exact date of birth for an in-depth, personal forecast which could change your life. Call 0906 751 5612.