++ I DON’T believe it! ++

‘WOMAN overboard’ K ay Longstaff, pictured, survives ten hours in the sea after ‘falling’ off her cruise ship. She surfaced in her cut- off shorts to be reunited with her boyfriend and was immediately posing for the cameras. What troubles me is how could anyone survive that long in the water after a long boozy night? Maybe the prosecco bubbles kept her afloat?

SPY charge mum Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is photo - graphed clutching her young daughter having been released from an Iranian jail for three days. Iran claim she’s an undercover agent, she insists she’s an innocent mum. So why, despite every attempt by the British Government to secure her release, is she still being held? AND don ’t get me started on the Thai cave boys who disappeared into a monastery after the rescue. Now they’ve emerged but none has been allowed to tell us exactly what hap - pened. Why on earth not?