HANDS OFF, SUSANNAH

FORMER What Not To Wear star Susannah Constantine once said doing Strictly would be ‘one humiliation too far’.

Now she’s in this year and I’m delighted. I’ve long had a girl crush on her. But I’m worried about Susannah’s trademark trick of going up to a woman she’s about to give a make-over to and grabbing her breasts.

If she does that to the Strictly dancers, she’ll be grappling with rock-solid silicone.