Straight to the POINT

THE Remainers have yet to warn us about swarms of locusts and a plague of frogs — but give them time.

ALAN SHARPE, Melton Mowbray, Leics.

IF WE need to stockpile essentials from Europe in case of a no-deal Brexit, what British goods will the EU have to hoard?

VIC SALMON, Brentwood, Essex.

I AM a lawyer and am not happy about Donald Trump’s tweet: ‘If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!’

MICHAEL COHEN, London NW6.

WHY are GCSEs now graded in numbers, not letters? It’s change for the sake of change!

BRIAN BEST, High Wycombe, Bucks.

JEREMY CORBYN plans to slash the TV licence for the ‘poor’. If you can afford a telly, you can afford to pay the licence fee.

MIKE THOMPSON, Plymouth, Devon.

WITH Trump’s house of cards about to topple, is a certain Joe waiting in the wings, Biden his time?

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

I HAD to floor the accelerator when a lorry I was overtaking had a tyre blow-out. So imagine what I think the chief constable can do with his proposal for speeding fines if you drive at just 1 mph over the limit.

J. C. POTTER, York.

GENDER fluidity is causing confusion about the labelling of public conveniences. Just label them ‘Boys Or Girls’ — or bogs!

COLIN BROWN, Tadworth, Surrey.