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Jupiter has already affected Mars’s change of direction this week. today, the planet of opportunity and growth is back in the news. the Jubilant professor, as i affectionately think of Jupiter, dynamically links with Mercury as it prepares to leave its shadow this weekend to recover the ground it lost during its retrograde movement. Mercury and Jupiter have been leading each other on a merry dance over past months. this is our chance to work out which foot is best — and confidently put it forward!

ARIES THE TRADITIONAL Mar 21 — Apr 20 form of medicine practised in the West focuses almost entirely on physical symptoms. Consideration of how a person’s attitude and mental and emotional well-being might be affecting their health is rare. Yet there are many invisible connections between how we think and feel, and our physical state. Following Jupiter and Mercury’s link, if you want to heal a hurt, or mend a problem, you need to look beyond the obvious. What looks like a side-effect could be the clue to what you need to do. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS IS LIFE always Apr 21 — May 21 going to be trying and taxing? Don’t you ever deserve a day off from the repetitiveness of the daily grind? Why do some folk seem to enjoy making life so difficult for one another? How can we move on from our fear of failing when we’re so wary of success? Hold on! Surely your forecast isn’t supposed to be composed of difficult questions?! Yet following Mercury and Jupiter’s links, you could find an answer or two to some of your more perplexing problems. Valuable new understanding is possible. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI WITHOUT being May 22 — June 22 aware of it, we tend to jump to conclusions. If, for example, we hear about someone being arrested for a crime, our natural conclusion (without giving it any thought) is that they are guilty as charged. Thank goodness we have a judicial system that follows a process and tries to ensure that justice is done. You’d think we’d all know better than to jump to conclusions, yet we naturally seem to do just that. It’s worth checking to ensure you’re in possession of all the facts today. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER YOU’RE being June 23 — July 23 hard on yourself. Even if you’ve let someone down, or forgotten a promise, or pushed beyond a boundary, you’re no different from anyone else here on the planet. Try as you might, it’s impossible to be perfect. Your natural empathy is being inhibited by an awkward emotion. Mercury’s link to Jupiter, the planet of hope, encourages you to let go of a negative feeling and turn your attention to the things in your life that bring you joy and success. They’re tangible today. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO SOME people think July 24 — Aug 23 optimists are just lucky . . . that no matter the path they take, they’ll find their way to success; as if choosing to look at things with a ‘glass half full’ attitude is a guarantee that things will work out. It’s more likely, though, that this appears to be the case because optimists make the best of whatever circumstances they find themselves in. Pessimists view the world in the opposite manner. That approach will not take you anywhere positive. Don’t fall into that trap today. To hear how your life could change for the better, call your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO THANK goodness Aug 24 — Sep 23 for the practical, earthy part of you. We all rely on it to make sensible decisions. It’s usually a more visible part of your personality than the gentle, floaty part that would like nothing more than to be buffeted through life like a flower on a breeze. It’s not always easy for you to balance these two characteristics. You sometimes appear to be resolute on your path, with little room for imaginative wonderings, (or wanderings either). Yet today, you really can relax and allow life to unfold. Do yourself a favour and enjoy a treat. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA COMPARISONS Sep 24 — Oct 23 should never be made. At the very least, we should only compare ourselves to folk when we’re going to end up feeling better about ourselves rather than worse (which is what we usually do). We spend too much time judging one another and being judged. Though you feel as if you’re competing with someone for a new and exciting role, you’re not trying to gain an army of fans or convince a jury of your plea. Keeping your standards up for yourself is the key to success today. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO WE’VE all Oct 24 — Nov 22 learned, from when we were little, not to think too highly of ourselves. We’re taught to be humble. The problem, when modesty is ingrained in our psyche, is that we tend to see ourselves as being ‘less’ important than other people. When we feel inadequate, all sorts of difficult emotions begin to bubble below the surface and influence our view of the world and of ourselves. Now that Mars is direct, it’s pushing you back up to the top of your (and other folks’) popularity list. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS IT OFTEN Nov 23 — Dec 21 doesn’t matter what choice you make, there will always be someone who thinks you should have done — and said — things differently. Of course, everyone’s entitled to their own opinions. We’re all free to criticise Landline calls cost 80p a minute, plus your phone company’s access charge. From a mobile phone, dial 87177 (calls cost 65p/min for O2 network, 75p/min for all other networks). To report a phone line problem, call 0800 138 9789 each other. It’s when we turn the voice of disapproval on ourselves that we really start to create problems. You’re taking strides to improve your self-worth, so don’t forget to be proud of what you’re setting out to do today. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN NATURE Dec 22 — Jan 20 has an inherently intelligent way of doing things so that life across the world continues to thrive in diverse circumstances. Just as different vegetation grows in different places, so we respond differently to our environment and develop tastes and preferences that suit our lives. That’s where judgment begins too. Yet no one is better than anyone else. Don’t let yourself be on the receiving end of criticism today. You don’t deserve it. Standing up for who you are will have a powerful effect. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS THE old song, Jan 21 — Feb 19 There Are More Questions Than Answers, could be your theme tune. You’re in a situation where you have an abundance of answers. The problem is that the answer you have to a specific question changes daily. This is creating an unsettling feeling which is being compounded by other folk throwing in little bits of contradictory advice. Aargh! You’re getting to a point where you have too much information and none of it feels right. Maybe ask a different question today! To hear how your life could change for the better, call your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES WHEN you decide Feb 20 — Mar 20 to start looking for faults, chances are you’ll dip into a never-ending source of them. They’re not hard to find. Looking for blessings, on the other hand, makes us feel good. That’s probably all you need to hear about the best course to follow today! Following Jupiter and Mercury’s link, your desire to think positively about a situation is being encouraged. No matter what anyone says, you’re right to be optimistic. You can rest confidently in your decisions. Do yourself a favour and enjoy a treat. There’s exciting news in your latest, four- minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.