Becks snap reveals all

TeaM Beckham turned up aboard elton John’s luxury yacht to celebrate the summer.

The Instagram snap (above) shows Posh’s arm and leg proprietorially draped over her husband, while he has his arms firmly folded across his chest and is doing the biggest ‘ man- spread’ I’ve ever seen, with his crotch pointed away from his wife.

a body language expert — or a Relate counsellor — would have a field day.