Rhymes for our times

(with a nod to Dad’s Army)

Who do you think you are kidding, my Lord Mandy, Claiming you’re the loyal one? We are the ones who are faithful to our land, We are the ones always there to make a stand. ’Cos who do you think you are kidding, my Lord Mandy? We’ll fight until our freedom’s won. We all love our Europe — all the culture and the sun. What we hate is red tape plus E.U. dominion. ’Cos who do you think you are kidding, my Lord Mandy? We’ll fight until our freedom’s won.

H. Santiuste, Doncaster, S. Yorks.