LESS OF THE ‘HUSSY’ PLEASE, POSH

I WON’T pretend to fathom the complexities of Victoria Beckham’s marriage — nor, to be quite honest, do I much care. But one thing that does baffle and preoccupy me is why she has decided to illustrate her marital bliss in the latest edition of Vogue by posing in a catsuit with one leg raised in what in the ballet world is known, for obvious reasons, as a ‘hussy extension’. She’s not the only one. Caroline Flack was photographed doing the same in March of this year, and Kate Beckinsale and Kourtney Kardashian have also been snapped doing it. But Mrs Beckham has made it her signature, which begs the question: what does it mean? Some kind of bizarre mating call for David? Showing off how much yoga she does? Either way, I do wish she would stop it.