This

is really what i don’t need. someone trying to convince me that po-faced Victoria Beckham is totally hilarious in real life. One report this week insisted this was indeed the case, citing her warmth and incredible sense of humour. As evidence of these hitherto unnoticed comic gifts, we were told of the occasion when a man she felt had slighted her turned up to one of her fashion shows with his wife and two children. ‘Wow,’ said Posh to his wife. ‘You’ve actually had sex with him twice.’ Then she turned to him and said: ‘i wouldn’t have believed that was possible.’ is that an example of wit? Maybe you had to be there, but it sounds downright nasty to me. Especially in front of his family.