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this week’s episode of the great British Bake Off and the gallons of sugar and butter the contestants poured into their showstoppers, I thought it should be renamed the great British heart attack. as for terry hartill’s chocolate Eiffel tower, it wilted in the hot weather faster than judge Paul hollywood’s apparent ardour for his 23-year-old barmaid girlfriend, aptly named Summer. Over before you know it.