Straight to the POINT

POLICE investigating the theft of 11 piglets should haul in Tom, the piper’s son, for questioning. BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex.

I WISH BBC chief political correspondent Norman Smith didn’t deliver his reports as if he was auditioning for Hamlet. ROBERT HOLLIDAY, Bishop Auckland, Co. Durham.

A BOAT powered by the plastic waste it collects (Mail)? Can power stations do the same? DEREK CRANAGE, Loughborough, Leics.

THIS week, there have been 15 cookery shows on the main channels during peak viewing. Over-egged or what? P. COMLEY, Bristol.

MARK CARNEY must be using the same crystal ball as George Osborne. P. MINALL, Leverington, Cambs.

TWO Novichok assassins sent to Salisbury? How many men does it take to change a light bulb in Russia? R. J. ANDREWS, Farnborough, Hants.