WHAT

is Prince William saying as he greets schoolchildren at the opening of Japan House in Kensington? Our weekly picture feature offers you a chance to write a funny caption in the speech bubble in the picture. Attach it to a postcard and send to: Caption Contest (943), Daily Mail, 2 Derry Street, London W8 5TT, to arrive by September 27, 2018. The writer of the caption judged the best wins a £20 book token.

THIS week’s winner is Mike Smith of Chatham, Kent, who has Kylie Minogue saying as she and Jason Donovan sing Especially For You at the Radio 2 Live In Hyde Park festival:

Jason wanted a solo spot — he should be so lucky! FOR permission to copy cuttings for internal management and information purposes, please contact the Newspaper Licensing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tunbridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: copy@nla.co.uk