Wordy Wise
THE WALKING DEED — doing one’s bit for the environment by not taking the car. Dave Cullen, alwoodley, Leeds.
ACRIMONEY — financial dispute turns bitter. antony Dean, Keighley, West Yorks.
PANDAMONIUM — disorderly mammal. Mrs Sylvia Dugard, Witney, Oxon.
DORIS JOHNSON — Foreign Office tea lady formerly known as ‘Mrs No Spoons’. Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts.
STATICK — a run-down timepiece. Harold askew, Carnforth, Lancs.