Out of the mouths of babes

TaKIng our two grandsons in the car for a day out, we heard the following gem. David, aged nearly five, to edward, aged seven: ‘How do you put the windows down?’ ‘I’m not telling you because you will open one’. ‘I won’t.’ ‘Your face tells me you will!’ Fiona Youlton, Olney, Bucks.