OH GOD,

pass me that box of tissues. For it is so, so sad that Susannah Constantine is the first duffer to leave Strictly this year. I was so looking forward to her mum-dancing through the series, improving as the show progressed. She certainly couldn’t have gotten much worse. She made Theresa May look like Nijinsky, and I mean the man not the horse. Still, Strictly bosses must be thrilled that a menopausal, white, posh woman was the first to go, thus wiping out any claims of racism, ageism or social engineering in one failed foxtrot.