Straight to the POINT

CHEATING dance contestant dumped by actress girlfriend in dysfunctional relationship. Let’s move on, everyone.

DIANE SILVA, Lytham St Annes, Lancs.

ALL households to be made to have a water meter (Mail)? My request was turned down because my stopcock was in the wrong place.

GRAHAM HUMPHREY, Bexhill-on-Sea, E. Sussex.

÷ THE Government’s response to violence in understaffed prisons is to issue officers with pepper spray — but not until next year.

M. BUSBY, Birchington, Kent.

A SANDWICH degree course (Letters)? I bet there’s a degree in making sandwiches!

PETER SMITH, Arundel, W. Sussex.

WE HAD Junkers trying to bomb us out of existence during World War II. Now we have Juncker trying to sink us over Brexit. We didn’t give in then and we shouldn’t give in now.

R. SPIRES, Peterborough, Cambs.

THE Norwich City footballer fined for speeding obviously doesn’t earn enough to employ David Beckham’s Mr Loophole.

PETE WILLIAMS, Hayes, Middlesex.

SPECTATORS being hit by a golf ball is not a rare event (Sportsmail). I was marshalling at the U.S. Open qualifier at Walton Heath in Surrey and was hit in the face by a tee shot. There was no shout of fore.

JOSEPH HUGHES, Carshalton, Surrey.

NO SEPTIMUS or Octopus for the ReesMoggs. Should Sixtus be re-named Terminus?

DOUGLAS HARRISON, London W5.

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